Murder attempt thwarted

[wraithfodder]

Today the cat tried to kill both me and the dog. Nearly succeeded. Cat tripped me and I went flailing into the side of the dryer and also half-landed on the dog, who is now gimping around. Think he sprained something but at this hour of night, ice and inactivity will do and maybe vet tomorrow (because he's constantlyl banging up that leg tripping down the outside steps).

Aieee, evil cat..... suspect I'll have to nice bruises tomorrow.

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[ladyniko.livejournal.com]

*lol* I feel your pain and very much understand it.... Lovecraft is a mostly black cat and one night, in my old apartment, I was stumbling off to bed without turning on lights, figuring that I didn't need them, I was just going to go straight to sleep anyway....

So, I go over to the window to go pull down the blinds, since LC liked to sit up in the windowsill to watch the birds and squirrels during the day and don't see this black lump laying on a pile of clothes under the window.

He squawks at me stepping on him, I lose my balance, manage to plant one hand on the wall and the other on my desk which is right there. I still have too much forward momentum, however, and manage to catch the side of my chest, along the side of the "padding" right where the underwire for a bra goes. I ended up w/ the biggest bruise there and looked like someone had punched me.

It damn well hurt to wear a bra for like 2 weeks after that. I laughed that I was a domestic abuse victim of my cat. ;)

[wraithfodder.livejournal.com]

Yeah, embarrassing when you show up at work looking like you've been beaten up and the cat did it ;)