Murder attempt thwarted

[wraithfodder]

Today the cat tried to kill both me and the dog. Nearly succeeded. Cat tripped me and I went flailing into the side of the dryer and also half-landed on the dog, who is now gimping around. Think he sprained something but at this hour of night, ice and inactivity will do and maybe vet tomorrow (because he's constantlyl banging up that leg tripping down the outside steps).

Aieee, evil cat..... suspect I'll have to nice bruises tomorrow.

Comments

[abracah.livejournal.com]

Ouch! Hope you and the poor doggie feel better soon. I don't have a cat to trip on but I do manage to trip over the dogs often. It isn't fun for anybody!

[wraithfodder.livejournal.com]

nope. at least I didnt' break any bones.

[justhere1971.livejournal.com]

Ah the joys of cat ownership. They think they are so stealthy, and all they really manage to do is make more chaos. Hope poor puppy is better and you are bruise-less.

Maybe open a can of wet food and not give to the troublemaker as a punishment?

Alright that might be a little cruel. :P

[wraithfodder.livejournal.com]

I fed him anyway, and he didn't like it. ARGH!

[http://users.livejournal.com/_inbetween_/]

Dear diary,

today my owner tried to kill me again by trying to step on me with her great big paws, flailing about and crashing down, making so much noise my ears are still ringing and I nearly had a heart attack. Dog looks at me funny.

meow

[wraithfodder.livejournal.com]

Hmm, yeah, that's about it.

[flingslass.livejournal.com]

I got attacked by a Ram when I was a teenager. My brother had told me to kick it in the head, he didn't say DON'T kick it in the forehead because that's rock hard :P

[wraithfodder.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah, sheep/ram have VERy strong skulls!

[flingslass.livejournal.com]

My brother came to rescue me and I started laughing but by the time I got inside I was bawling my eyes out and Mum told him off :D

[wraithfodder.livejournal.com]

Ha! Ah, the joys of childhood (I'm assuming, right) ?

[flingslass.livejournal.com]

Better, teenage girl!

[celestial-diary.livejournal.com]

Ouch! Hope you and the dog are ok. I'm sure your cat didn't mean any harm...LOL!

[wraithfodder.livejournal.com]

Dog is recovering, saw vet, has medicine for being banged up. I've got a few bruises. Cat is, of course, unfazed.

[iamrighthere.livejournal.com]

Don't cats realize that if they kill their owners, they won't really be sent to live "on a farm"?

[wraithfodder.livejournal.com]

Nah, there are still a couple people left to suck off of ;)

[dejla.livejournal.com]

Too bad you didn't fall on the cat!!

[wraithfodder.livejournal.com]

Ooh, no. He's too tiny. He'd get squashed. As it is, dog went to the vet today. Has a slight back injury (muscles they think) so we got medicine and we have to carry his 40+ lb furry body up and down the steps until he's better...

[vecturist.livejournal.com]

And the cat's probably upset you didn't see/know where it was going. They seem to forget we do feed them...

[wraithfodder.livejournal.com]

Oh, he never forgets that. always in my face one way or another if he wants fed.

[faekitty71.livejournal.com]

Kitties are evil...

[wraithfodder.livejournal.com]

but still darned cute

[ladyniko.livejournal.com]

*lol* I feel your pain and very much understand it.... Lovecraft is a mostly black cat and one night, in my old apartment, I was stumbling off to bed without turning on lights, figuring that I didn't need them, I was just going to go straight to sleep anyway....

So, I go over to the window to go pull down the blinds, since LC liked to sit up in the windowsill to watch the birds and squirrels during the day and don't see this black lump laying on a pile of clothes under the window.

He squawks at me stepping on him, I lose my balance, manage to plant one hand on the wall and the other on my desk which is right there. I still have too much forward momentum, however, and manage to catch the side of my chest, along the side of the "padding" right where the underwire for a bra goes. I ended up w/ the biggest bruise there and looked like someone had punched me.

It damn well hurt to wear a bra for like 2 weeks after that. I laughed that I was a domestic abuse victim of my cat. ;)

[wraithfodder.livejournal.com]

Yeah, embarrassing when you show up at work looking like you've been beaten up and the cat did it ;)

[briglss.livejournal.com]

I feel for you, been there and done that many a time. Also, try explaining to the drywall guy why there is a hand sized gaping hole in the wall, dog chased cat and tripped me, oi!

[wraithfodder.livejournal.com]

Amazingly, when I told the vet what happened, he said, it happens a LOT.

[psycho-warbaby.livejournal.com]

I knew it... Cats are Evil!!! That's why dogs are so much better!!!

I hope you and the dog make it out okay tomorrow! eep!

[wraithfodder.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but the cat's been zip on vet bills and the dog has been murder!

[psycho-warbaby.livejournal.com]

*sigh*.. but money can't buy love ;)

Lol I'm much more a dog person than a cat person so I'm a bit more biase!

[wraithfodder.livejournal.com]

I've always been more of a cat person. Do like dogs, except for the several that bit me when I was a kid.