wraithfodder: (Shep-awesome)
wraithfodder ([personal profile] wraithfodder) wrote2008-06-07 04:05 pm

Brand new Stargate Atlantis Sheppard pictures. Whump galore!

Yes, yes, YES! Finally, some Sheppard whump images have appeared from the upcoming new season of Stargate Atlantis. Granted, these are 'raw' images - lacking in some post-production and CGI to make 'em look really spiffy, but hey, beggars can't be choosers. Take a look at your own risk *cough* (yes, big *cough*, and hopefully that's a BIG hint *cough*



See, without the post production, well, heck, poor Sheppard looks a bit plastic, but once the SPX experts polish it up, you'll banish those awful thoughts of "Geez, this looks like an action figure stuck in a plastic bowl with water being attacked by a plastic alligator!"



And the whump just escalates! 



Alas, the true tale of this photo, according to the Wraith Tattler, is that the Sheppard action figure started demanding that someone sort the red M&Ms from the green ones in his trailer, so TPTB decided to teach im a lesson. Aw, poor Shep....

And that's it for the incredibly lifelike whump promo shots. Alas, since TPTB/MGM aren't providing any, it's time to drag the little alligators from the Miami Vice days (his name is "Elvis," by the way) and put him to good use with the Sheppard action figures.

:)





[identity profile] faekitty71.livejournal.com 2008-06-07 08:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Ur evil!!!!

[identity profile] wraithfodder.livejournal.com 2008-06-07 08:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Heh, my first victim! Thank you! :):)

[identity profile] negolith2.livejournal.com 2008-06-07 08:36 pm (UTC)(link)
PUT THE ACTION FIGURES DOWN AND STEP AWAY FROM THE DOG DISH....

Seriously, we need to get you some good whump.... =^.^=

You're so warped. I love you! But, ya know, that second picture? With the angle, and the smirk? That could be taken soooooo wrong. And some will find it soooo right. :)

[identity profile] wraithfodder.livejournal.com 2008-06-07 08:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah, I'm afraid it's too late for me (insert high-pitched hysterical cackle). Although the dog dish is metal and this was the bowl I used in my previous action figure torture at MediaWest*Con. Ooh, I can fill it with ice and have Shep and McKay sinking near an iceberg!

*cough* no comment on second photo. Nope, nope... ;)

[identity profile] greyias.livejournal.com 2008-06-07 08:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Hahaha! Shep Whump 4tw! \o/

[identity profile] wraithfodder.livejournal.com 2008-06-07 08:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, if TPTB would give it to me, I'll do it myself! ;)

[identity profile] saltyd.livejournal.com 2008-06-07 09:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Ack! I was really in need of Shep whump and figured I'd click on one teensy weensy little spoiler pic - and you got me!! That's it - no more spoiler pics for me!

[identity profile] wraithfodder.livejournal.com 2008-06-07 09:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Ha! I never thought you'd fall for this ;) yeah, if ONLY we could get something like this on the show....

[identity profile] ldyanne.livejournal.com 2008-06-07 09:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, gah, that's great!!

[identity profile] wraithfodder.livejournal.com 2008-06-07 09:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Thanks :)

[identity profile] iamrighthere.livejournal.com 2008-06-07 09:12 pm (UTC)(link)
You give new meaning to the term "bait and switch"!

[identity profile] wraithfodder.livejournal.com 2008-06-07 09:14 pm (UTC)(link)
That's why I kept putting *cough* in my wording plus put 'parody' as a tag, which nobody seemed to notice ;)

[identity profile] chensuu.livejournal.com 2008-06-07 09:23 pm (UTC)(link)
You got me! I had to look. Still, very good! Poor, poor Shep!

[identity profile] wraithfodder.livejournal.com 2008-06-07 11:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Now if we could just get some real photos of Shep being whumped...

[identity profile] nebbyjen.livejournal.com 2008-06-07 09:25 pm (UTC)(link)
You are a sad, sad woman. You do know that, right?

lol

[identity profile] wraithfodder.livejournal.com 2008-06-07 11:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes, but at least my action figures are getting some action ;) You don't want to know what's in store for tomorrow if this horrid weather keeps up...

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[identity profile] alyssa22.livejournal.com 2008-06-07 09:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Hahahaha. Too funny.

[identity profile] wraithfodder.livejournal.com 2008-06-07 11:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Thanks :)

[identity profile] belisse.livejournal.com 2008-06-07 10:00 pm (UTC)(link)
LOL

OMG that got me cracking up.

I can tell someone was bored.

[identity profile] wraithfodder.livejournal.com 2008-06-07 11:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, it's 90+ outside, horrid humidity, hazy, horrible air quality, so it's best to stay in and um, er, write ;)

[identity profile] scifan1.livejournal.com 2008-06-07 10:00 pm (UTC)(link)
LLOL!!!!!!!

You are a riot Prion. :D:D:D

[identity profile] wraithfodder.livejournal.com 2008-06-07 11:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Thanks :)

[identity profile] kriadydragon.livejournal.com 2008-06-07 10:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Bwhahahahahahahaha! I kind of suspected something was up when I saw "parody" in the tags.

And it's true. When the show doesn't give you whump, it's time to make your own ;)

[identity profile] wraithfodder.livejournal.com 2008-06-07 11:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Heh, someone spotted the tag! ;) yeah, I mean, I've got action figures and an alligator (although a few decades ago, I had a real gator, but that might have been the end of an action figure then) ;)
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[personal profile] leesa_perrie 2008-06-07 10:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Snerk!! Poor Shep!!

Thanks for the 'spoilers'!!!! LOL!!!

[identity profile] wraithfodder.livejournal.com 2008-06-07 11:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Now someone needs to send them to Mallozzi and say "this is what we want, see, we even make pictures for you..." ;)

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[identity profile] lysambre.livejournal.com 2008-06-07 11:29 pm (UTC)(link)
AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, I'm so in love with your parodies !!! :D

And even without the CGI I would NEVER have guessed this wasn't the real thing if you hadn't said it ;)

So much whump in season 5 ! It's going to be great ! How come they meet alligators so often though ?

:p

[identity profile] wraithfodder.livejournal.com 2008-06-07 11:33 pm (UTC)(link)
" How come they meet alligators so often though ?"


Probably cuz I have a few in a box in the attic? Oooh, Godzilla.... maybe that's the next beast to attack the city!
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[personal profile] aelfgyfu_mead 2008-06-07 11:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Looks painful!

[identity profile] wraithfodder.livejournal.com 2008-06-07 11:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah, the best kind of whump ;)

[identity profile] lorr54.livejournal.com 2008-06-08 12:21 am (UTC)(link)
I can't speak, laughing too much!

[identity profile] abracah.livejournal.com 2008-06-08 12:34 am (UTC)(link)
*chokes on her diet coke* You are one sad and twisted woman and I love you for it.

[identity profile] wraithfodder.livejournal.com 2008-06-08 01:17 am (UTC)(link)
Heh, thanks :)
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[identity profile] wraithfodder.livejournal.com 2008-06-08 01:06 am (UTC)(link)
I think I'll put that on a t-shirt ;)

[identity profile] ga-unicorn.livejournal.com 2008-06-08 03:43 am (UTC)(link)
You mean those aren't real spoiler pics from an actual episode?! I was totally fooled. Honest!

Seriously... laughed my ass off. Thanks for the giggle.

[identity profile] wraithfodder.livejournal.com 2008-06-08 07:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Glad you enjoyed the insanity :)

[identity profile] flingslass.livejournal.com 2008-06-08 07:45 am (UTC)(link)
And just think, there's no alcohol involved :D

[identity profile] wraithfodder.livejournal.com 2008-06-08 07:20 pm (UTC)(link)
See what you can do with a clear mind? ;)

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[identity profile] listy01.livejournal.com 2008-06-08 06:16 pm (UTC)(link)
You are truly touched, that is fantastic :D :D :D

[identity profile] wraithfodder.livejournal.com 2008-06-08 07:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Heh.

[identity profile] teh-bug.livejournal.com 2008-06-08 07:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Hahaha! Man v. Nature, who will win? Dun dun dun!

:)

[identity profile] wraithfodder.livejournal.com 2008-06-08 11:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, Shep survived long enough till the next LJ entry ;)

[identity profile] pisces227.livejournal.com 2008-06-09 02:05 am (UTC)(link)
FOCLMAO...All we need is some whump music and it's a wrap!

[identity profile] wraithfodder.livejournal.com 2008-06-09 11:20 am (UTC)(link)
Now if I was making my own videos... fortunately don't have the time or capability for that. THere's be action shots of the action figures being tormented by the cat..

[identity profile] squonk79.livejournal.com 2008-06-09 09:46 am (UTC)(link)
Bwahahahahaha!!!

You are nuts!
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[identity profile] wraithfodder.livejournal.com 2008-06-19 12:40 am (UTC)(link)
Heh, well, at least they're not gathering dust on the shelf, and yeah, I am partial to Sheppard ;)

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