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Stargate Atlantis Action Figure Theater: #602 “Sunday, Bloody Valentine”

Okay, a day late, a dollar short, but face it, the day after a holiday is usually dull, so you need something to perk you up. What better way than the inanity of Stargate Atlantis Action Figure Theater! Regrettably, I still do not have series 3 action figures, so if Ronon’s and Keller’s performances seem a little flat, well, can’t do much about it. ;)

( Stargate Atlantis Action Figure Theater 602: Sunday, Bloody Valentine )

From Stargate Atlantis Action Figure Theater ;)

Regrettably, this installment is brought to you by popular demand (a handful of silly people asked “will there be a part 2?”) Unlike Stargate Atlantis, we listen to our audience! Yes, we won’t leave the audience hanging, we’ll fill in all the details you want!. Remember, you asked for this. If it gives you nightmares or destroys a few brain cells, nope, not my fault! ;)

To refresh your memory, check out Part One of this stellar installment of Stargate Atlantis Action Figure Theater, then come back here and proceed.

When we last left Rodney, he was in a pickle. Well, not a real pickle. Our special effects budget is slim, so you’ll have to make due with cranky pseudo-citrus aliens.

( Action Figure Theater – The Escape – part 2 )

Or Happy Holidays, or whatever you choose :) Hope your day is joyous and mellow. :)

Meanwhile, a gift for the Stargate Atlantis Sheppard 'whump' fans on my flist. Photo under the cut for size :)

( Happy whumping! )

Wow, it totally sucks NOT to have a new Stargate Atlantis episode to watch, so what’s a person to do? Why, write your own script! Yes, another exciting installment of Stargate Atlantis Action Figure Theater! Chockful of sex, drama, intrigue and of course, bad writing! But you’ll see special effects that the actual show dare not use!

And since the Christmas holiday is just around the corner, we might as well see what the gang on Atlantis is doing for that festive day… Rated PG-13 for er, dialogue ;)

( Action Figure Theater – the Holiday Edition )

* Headdesk * You turned on SciFi Channel on Friday and instead of getting Stargate Atlantis you got – huh?? – a marathon of “Mork and Mindy”! Just isn’t the same, is it?… so, without further ado, Stargate Atlantis Action Figure Theater fills the void with a quality, action-packed story filled with quality writing, award-winning special effects, and just a totally logical premise.

( Click if you don't mind brain damage ;) ... )

Yup, it's another boring night, who knows what is on television and it's just a few days until "The Lost Tribe" episode of Stargate Atlantis airs (remember , 9:00pm and not 10:00pm). Anyway, why wait? Check out these great spoiler photos AND incredibly accurate *cough cough* dialogue. Who needs scripts when it's so easy to read between the lines? ;)

( Without further ado ... THE LOST TRIBE )

Current Mood: crazy

Yes, it's that time again. You're bored, nothing to do, and you well, you're too curious for your own good. So, go ahead and click on the cut, to see what trouble Sheppard and McKay have gotten themselves into. Without further ado....

( ATTACK OF THE GASTROPOD! )

Yup, had some perverse fun with a few publicity shots from Stargate Atlantis most-excellent episode, "The Shrine." To say any more is to leak spoilers, and photos are spoilerish, so, click at your own peril.

( Motivational Posters :) )

MGM put up more SHRINE photos on their Stargate Atlantis site, so I had a little fun with a few...

( Pictures beneath the cut )

Yes, why wait less than a week for the Stargate Atlantis episode "The Shrine" when you can read the summation, accompanied by really, really high quailty pictures, here in the safety of your home on your own PC. And it's free! No strings attached, no down payments. However, if the quality of the photos or dialogue seems substandard, it's all your PC. Yes, your PC. *cough*

Without further ado.... the first draft plot of....

STARGATE ATLANTIS - "THE SHRINE"

Rodney visits the doctor with a really bad embarrassing, personal problem.

( Rest of the scintilating dialogue beneath the cut )

Current Mood: creative

I did this last week, but forgot to load….

The 3H’s. HOT. HUMID. HAZY. 95+ temps and we’re all turning into melting slugs. Even the squirrels are just sitting on the road, dazed, going ‘huh?’ as you drive right up to them and honk the horn – several times - THEN they get out of the way before becoming a gray pancake.

So, what is there to do but melt? Wait, wait, a tiny bit of begging and yes, we’re going to the pool! Of course, the ‘boys’ just simply must come.

( Read more... )

MGM never releases all the photos from the episodes of Stargate Atlantis. More's the pity. However, this one from the season 5 episode episode "Broken Ties" fell through the cracks ;) Poor Rodney....

Current Mood: crazy

Yes, it was a hot weekend and fortunately a friend's pool was avaialble, so, hey, why not bring along the guys for a little trip. So the Stargate Atlantis heroes became poolboys, sorta. *cough*

Without further ado...

A Day at the Pool with Sheppard and McKay

It’s a beautiful day, the wraith aren’t bugging them, and it’s hot, so Sheppard and McKay decide to cool off in the local swimming pool. (What? You thought Atlantis didn't come with a pool? Of course it does!)

( Poolboy pictures below )

Once again, massive spoilers have been leaked for Stargate Atlantis, and below the cut you will find an incredible misinterpretation of all the facts, as well, since we don’t have ‘em all, eh, why bother with sorting out the truth?

So, without further ado:

Stargate Atlantis #502: THE SEED

Because the team spent so much time on alien planets and hive spaceships, they decide to relax putzing about the innards of Atlantis. What could go wrong?

( Great photos and dialogue below )

The producers, after much discussion, wisely decided to delete one scene from the season 5 Stargate Atlantis episode, "Search & Rescue." But, you can never hide things once they get to the web. No spoilers, so you can peak. *cough* However, there is Shep whump...

Stuck under cut for size.

( Read more... )

Yes, it's a few days until an actual brand-new episode airs on SciFi (never mind it hit the internet a few weeks ago so half the viewers have probably seen it). Anyway, for those avoiding spoilers, and have no taste in entertainment, here's the perfect solution! No spoilers for season 5, although, you get your very first peek of the Stargate Atlantis Teyla, Ronon and Wraith drone action figures!!*

Sheppard and McKay sit on top of a toasty warm but old styled energy-sucking computer monitor, waiting for their fate to be decided…

Sheppard: “So, what do you think will happen to us this time?”
McKay:” I don’t know, but I hope it doesn’t include this beaver!”

( Award-winning dialogue and photos beneath the cut *cough* )

Current Mood: crazy

A friend from the midwest came in for a weekend visit, and wanted to go into the city (aka New York City, the Big Apple) so.... Sheppard and McKay came along (said friend is a fan who got a kick out of it).

On the commuter train into the city, the squabbling can be heard (well, not over the cellphone users)...
Sheppard: "You know this seat is big enough for the two of us, in fact, I could fit Lorne and his team and a jumper, so why don't you move over."
McKay: "Hey I was here first and it's a window seat."

( Read more... )

Current Mood: crazy

Yup, Sheppard and Rodney are dragooned into the celebrations!

( More photos under the cut )

Bored? Okay, then waste a few mintues watching a chipmunk harrass Sheppard and McKay from Stargate Atlantis. Hey, at least these action figures are getting some action! ;)

For the story behind this, check out Jurassic Atlantis.

Basically everyone has seen the new promo shots for season 5 of Stargate Atlantis, with the odd poses of the gang on the steps as though they're posing for that Captain Morgan rum ad. Anyway, here's one example:

Anyway, here's an example of how these publicity poses can actually be worked into an episode plot! Yes, it IS possible!*

* Of course, it requires a bit of substandard writing and really pushing any plausbility, but this is scifi, so what the heck!

Well, it’s still a few weeks till season 5 of Stargate Atlantis starts, but in the meantime, enjoy Sheppard and McKay’s new exciting adventure! No, I’m not ripping off any movies. It’s an ‘homage’ *cough* …. Rating: PG-13 (for one or two inappropriate words). Bunch of photos, so may take a while to load.

( Read full story under the cut )

Okay, this is what happens when people forgot to water a plant while you're on vacation, so, it gets its swan song before going out in the compost heap... and you also figure your Stargate Atlantis action figures should earn their room and board ;)

Yes, yes, YES! Finally, some Sheppard whump images have appeared from the upcoming new season of Stargate Atlantis. Granted, these are 'raw' images - lacking in some post-production and CGI to make 'em look really spiffy, but hey, beggars can't be choosers. Take a look at your own risk *cough* (yes, big *cough*, and hopefully that's a BIG hint *cough*

( Sheppard Whump! )

Yes, the final parody of the season of Stargate Atlantis. Sorry for the delay, but under the cut, you'll find about 40 screencaps and spoiler promo shots, all intermingled into a gripping saga of the perils of being on Sheppard's team. Whump, lust, it's all there!

STARGATE ATLANTIS
"The Last Man"

Chuck is minding his own business. Just doing his job. Doesn’t want a last name as hey, Peter got a last name (Grodin) and look what happened to him! Anyway, being the innocuous gate tech means he can listen into important conversations.

( More under the cut! )

Yes, the long-awaited sequel to The Kindred, part 1 is here! Chockful of spoilers (at least picture-wise). Read at part one first before treading into this Emmy-awarding winning script * cough * Contains over 40 spoiler images.

THE KINDRED

Part 2

Teyla is in a heap of trouble. She needs to be rescued, but, well, there are a few obstacles…

( Rest of scintilating dialogue beneath the cut )

Finally found some time to properly recap the Stargate Atlantis episode "Kindred," using photos from MGM’s and SciFi’s promo videos. Contains spoiler images so beware.

Ignore what they wrote. SciFi is always getting things wrong ;)

( Rest of incredibly accurate script *cough* below cut )

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It's too good to resist.... making your own romance novel covers :) . Just wish there was a way to get a large picture...

Oops. Make your own at : http://www.glassgiant.com/romance/

STARGATE: SMACKDOWN!

Part 2 of the much anticipated continuation of SciFi's original script for the Stargate Atlantis episode "Midway." *cough* NOTE: Contains SPOILER photos.

( Part 2 of 2 of MIDWAY parody )

Yes, it’s that time again for another look an episode of Stargate Atlantis that has yet to air ("Midway" on February 15th), but again, the script has fallen into my hands so I have rewritten in to fit into LiveJournal format. I’ve taken a few * cough * liberties, but you’ll find the basic intent of the plot intact. SPOILER images used, so if you’re avoiding spoilers, avoid reading.

Disclaimer: Not responsible for destruction of keyboards or pets during reading of this dramatic rendering…. ;)

STARGATE : SMACKDOWN!

The much anticipated, ballyhooed, advertised-way-beyond-normal-budget Stargate/ECW crossover that everybody screamed for (oh, you didn’t get the email from SciFi? Too bad).

Special guest star: "Ralph"

PART 1 of 2

The hero of our piece! Stalwartly, manly Ronon Dex, man of many strengths, plus really cool dreads that take a heckuva lot of hair products to keep looking good (and to keep his hidden knives from rusting).

( Read more... )

We’ve got several days to kill before the Stargate Atlantis episode TRIO airs, so take a sneak peek at the original script for this daringly originally script. Really. Would I lie to you? Oh, photos contain spoilers, so you’re warned…

A teaser for the excitement ahead! But the description leaves out the spoilerish details ;)

( Read more... )

The Writer's Guild is still on strike, and there are enough Stargate Atlantis promo trailers out there from whence, wence(?) to cut images from, so I did it. Read at your own risk ;) Full of spoiler images so don't read until after the episode airs on February 1st if you're avoiding spoilers.

MGM and SciFi put out spoilerish promo trailers for OUTCAST, so to while away the time, I have taken a few * cough * liberties and reworked the plot.

“John. I’ve got bad news.”

( Read more... )

Below the cut are a whole bunch of screencaps from the upcoming Stargate Atlantis episode “Harmony,” plus new dialogue.

Okay, this one was tough to do, and can’t guarantee it’s up to par, cuz there just wasn’t much in the way of promo shots except the guys walking through the woods…

Cough…

( Spoilerish photos beneath the cut )

Welcome to another exciting, action-packed, incredibly well-written rewrite of an upcoming Stargate Atlantis episode. Yes, MGM, SciFi and Yahoo have put out the spoiler trailers for the episode “Quarantine,” and as the WGA strike goes into its umpteenth week, it’s up to intrepid fans such as myself to flesh out the dialogue from these trailers.

( Enter at your own risk )

Yes, once again, ripped from the headlines, er, um, capped from a couple online trailers and new, vastly improved dialogue added. Yes, this was the original storyline for Stargate Atlantis' "Spoils of War" episode. *cough* You've been warned ;)

Oh, and yes, photos do contain spoilers.

( MORE! )

MGM, at www.mgm.com/stargate, has put up a batch of spoiler shots from "This Mortal Coil" that really don't spoil much, but I also did a few caps from the TV commercial as well. And because there are no scripts handy, and the writers are still on strike, I've provided my own incredible lines of extremely believable dialogue (I mean, it's so easy to read between the lines, you know?)

( Read more... )

Yes, the WGA strike is still on, leaving fans in the mercilous wake of other fans who will rewrite dialogue on Stargate Atlantis (never mind that the dialogue is already written and filmed). So, without further ado, this is what happens when good caps fall into bad hands (insert JAWS music).

Oops, these caps are from the SciFi.com video promo (or TV ad).

( Read more... )

Stargate Atlantis' eighth (right?) episode, THE SEER, airs this coming Friday. Promo shots are out from MGM and I capped a few from Skiffy's promo teaser, which is online and also shows as a TV ad. Photos DO contain spoilers for episode.

Now, everybody knows about the writer's strike. This is what would happen if we lose the writers.

SEER: the new version (you have been warned - totally irreverant and PG-13 rated, I suppose). Emphasis on Sheppard and McKay, insanity natch.

( Read at own risk )

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Stargate Atlantis Action Figure Theater: #602 “Sunday, Bloody Valentine
Happy New Year!!
Stargate Atlantis Action Figure Theater: The Rescue!
Merry Christmas!
Stargate Atlantis Action Figure Theater: The Holiday Edition
Stargate Atlantis Action Figure Theater: Sheppard & McKay meet the Pumpkin
Stargate Atlantis: "The Lost Tribe" spoiler images and very irrerevant dialogue
Stargate Atlantis Action Figure Theater: Attack of the Gastropod!
Stargate Atlantis Motivational Posters from "The Shrine"
Some more spoiler pictures and irreverant dialogue -Stargate Atlantis "The Shrine"
Stargate Atlantis #506 - "The Shrine" - pictures & irreverant dialogue
Stargate Atlantis Action Figure Theater: Sheppard and McKay Meet Elvis
Stargate Atlantis: Broken Ties 'missing scene'
Stargate Atlantis Action Figure Theatre: "A Day at the Pool with Sheppard and McKay"
Stargate Atlantis: Spoiler pictures for Episode #502 "The Seed"
Stargate Atlantis, Search & Rescue photo, sorta.... ;)
Stargate Atlantis Action Figure Theater #423...
Stargate Atlantis Action Figure Theater: Sheppard and McKay go to Manhattan
4th of July with the Stargate Atlantis guys
Chipmunk attack on Stargate Atlantis!
Stargate Atlantis: Uses for new publicity stills
Stargate Atlantis episode 4.21 "Jurassic Atlantis"
Stargate Atlantis: Rodney and Katie REALLY are through as a couple...
Brand new Stargate Atlantis Sheppard pictures. Whump galore!
Stargate Atlantis: "The Last Man" irrerevant dialogue + screencaps
Stargate Atlantis: "Kindred, part 2" Irrerevant dialogue + screencaps
Stargate Atlantis: "Kindred, part 1" Irrerevant dialogue + screencaps
Stargate Atlantis: the ship has arrived! ;)
Stargate Atlantis: "Midway" Irrerevant Dialogue + Screencaps, part 2/2
Stargate Atlantis: "Midway" Irrerevant Dialogue + Screencaps, part 1/2
Spoiler Caps + Irrerevent Dialogue from Stargate Atlantis "TRIO" episode
Stargate Atlantis: "Outcast" spoiler pictures + very irreverant dialogue added
Stargate Atlantis: "Harmony" screencaps + irrerevant dialogue
Stargate Atlantis #413 "Quarantine" spoiler caps + irreverant dialogue
Stargate Atlantis #412 - "Spoils of War" spoiler photos + irreverant dialogue
Stargate Atlantis #410: "This Mortal Coil" spoiler photos + irreverant dialogue (again)
Stargate Atlantis: "Miller's Crossing" - the rewrite! SPOILER caps + irreverant dialogue
Stargate Atlantis: "The Seer" Spoiler photos + irreverant dialogue

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