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wraithfodder ([personal profile] wraithfodder) wrote2007-11-11 06:28 pm

Stargate Atlantis: "The Seer" Spoiler photos + irreverant dialogue

Stargate Atlantis' eighth (right?) episode, THE SEER, airs this coming Friday. Promo shots are out from MGM and I capped a few from Skiffy's promo teaser, which is online and also shows as a TV ad. Photos DO contain spoilers for episode.

Now, everybody knows about the writer's strike. This is what would happen if we lose the writers.

SEER: the new version (you have been warned - totally irreverant and PG-13 rated, I suppose). Emphasis on Sheppard and McKay, insanity natch.


Sheppard: Okay, that Seer guy is warning me about.... er, oh... Scoooby, Scooby, Scoooby-do. What was he talking about?


Sheppard: Oh, something about-
McKay: Yes, wraith attack! Now We're all going to die horribly! And I haven't even gotten to first base with Katie yet!

Segue to next scene and we have no idea how they escaped but do we really care? That's just useless details.


Sheppard: OKay, Rodney said something about drones...


Sheppard: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Meanwhile, in the lab, Rodney doesn't have his mind on saving the city from imminent annihilation from some hideous new enemy (rumor is telemarketers now have Atlantis' gate address and plan to launch a spam attack).


McKay: My god, that Wraith has a hot ass!


Wraith: Were you staring at my ass?
McKay: No-no-no, um, just admiring your, uh, handcuff things.


Wraith: My ass is very firm and these cuffs are fur-lined. Meet me in my cell later tonight.
McKay: Uh... (gulps)


Yes, see, writers go on strike and this is the horror that results ;)

You can see more photos at http://www.mgm.com/stargate - click on PHOTOS



 

[identity profile] highonstargate.livejournal.com 2007-11-12 12:00 am (UTC)(link)
ROFL Loved every bit of that:D Especially the line that "we don't how did they escape but do we really care" and the wraith,Rodney and the fur lined cuffs.

[identity profile] wraithfodder.livejournal.com 2007-11-12 12:05 am (UTC)(link)
Gotta admit when I saw that shot of Rodney looking back at the wraith that's all I could think of, and I don't even write slash! ;)

[identity profile] abracah.livejournal.com 2007-11-12 12:07 am (UTC)(link)
ROFLMAO!!! Maybe we do need the writers strike if it will allow you to write eps like this. LOL at the SPAM attack on the gate and Shep ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!

[identity profile] wraithfodder.livejournal.com 2007-11-12 12:09 am (UTC)(link)
Glad you enjoyed it :)

[identity profile] erin-anderson.livejournal.com 2007-11-12 12:23 am (UTC)(link)
That's so totally the first thing that I thought of when I saw Rodney and the Wraith. He's so totally looking at this ass. Probably wonder how Sheppard would look in leather.

[identity profile] wraithfodder.livejournal.com 2007-11-12 12:26 am (UTC)(link)
too bad shep wasn't in a following shot. i could so have had fun with that!

[identity profile] parisntripfan.livejournal.com 2007-11-12 12:39 am (UTC)(link)
LOL.

While I am not a slasher (or a shipper for the most part) but one of my first thoughts on seeing the last pictures you chose was the CG Wraith telling Rodney that Sheppard is his and Rodney should leave is hands off him.

[identity profile] wraithfodder.livejournal.com 2007-11-12 12:40 am (UTC)(link)
Ha. Hadn't thought of that!

[identity profile] iamrighthere.livejournal.com 2007-11-12 02:10 am (UTC)(link)
Just....!!!!!! So funny!

I love you...

[identity profile] wraithfodder.livejournal.com 2007-11-12 12:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Thanks :)

[identity profile] libra-traveller.livejournal.com 2007-11-12 03:17 am (UTC)(link)
I just wonder why they're letting a Wraith near one of their computers, as that went oh so well last time.

[identity profile] wraithfodder.livejournal.com 2007-11-12 12:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Cuz they never learn ;)

[identity profile] oxbastetxo.livejournal.com 2007-11-12 03:28 am (UTC)(link)
You're evil, but that's why we love you. :-D

[identity profile] wraithfodder.livejournal.com 2007-11-12 12:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Thanks :D

[identity profile] annieb1955.livejournal.com 2007-11-12 08:10 am (UTC)(link)
ROTFL!!!! Thank you!

[identity profile] wraithfodder.livejournal.com 2007-11-12 12:51 pm (UTC)(link)
You're welcome.
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[identity profile] wraithfodder.livejournal.com 2007-11-13 12:05 am (UTC)(link)
You're welcome. I hope there are more photos to play with for the next episode!

[identity profile] mahoni.livejournal.com 2007-11-12 09:06 pm (UTC)(link)
*laughs and laughs* The last three photos + captions are cracking me up. And will probably crack me up at awkward moments for the next day or so. Hee!

[identity profile] kriadydragon.livejournal.com 2007-11-13 12:09 am (UTC)(link)
I really did laugh out loud. Still am.
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[identity profile] wraithfodder.livejournal.com 2007-11-13 01:11 am (UTC)(link)
Glad you had fun with 'em :)