Brand new Stargate Atlantis Sheppard pictures. Whump galore!

[wraithfodder]

Yes, yes, YES! Finally, some Sheppard whump images have appeared from the upcoming new season of Stargate Atlantis. Granted, these are 'raw' images - lacking in some post-production and CGI to make 'em look really spiffy, but hey, beggars can't be choosers. Take a look at your own risk *cough* (yes, big *cough*, and hopefully that's a BIG hint *cough*

See, without the post production, well, heck, poor Sheppard looks a bit plastic, but once the SPX experts polish it up, you'll banish those awful thoughts of "Geez, this looks like an action figure stuck in a plastic bowl with water being attacked by a plastic alligator!"



And the whump just escalates! 



Alas, the true tale of this photo, according to the Wraith Tattler, is that the Sheppard action figure started demanding that someone sort the red M&Ms from the green ones in his trailer, so TPTB decided to teach im a lesson. Aw, poor Shep....

And that's it for the incredibly lifelike whump promo shots. Alas, since TPTB/MGM aren't providing any, it's time to drag the little alligators from the Miami Vice days (his name is "Elvis," by the way) and put him to good use with the Sheppard action figures.

:)

Comments

[faekitty71.livejournal.com]

Ur evil!!!!

[negolith2.livejournal.com]

PUT THE ACTION FIGURES DOWN AND STEP AWAY FROM THE DOG DISH....

Seriously, we need to get you some good whump.... =^.^=

You're so warped. I love you! But, ya know, that second picture? With the angle, and the smirk? That could be taken soooooo wrong. And some will find it soooo right. :)

[greyias.livejournal.com]

Hahaha! Shep Whump 4tw! \o/

[saltyd.livejournal.com]

Ack! I was really in need of Shep whump and figured I'd click on one teensy weensy little spoiler pic - and you got me!! That's it - no more spoiler pics for me!

[ldyanne.livejournal.com]

Oh, gah, that's great!!

[iamrighthere.livejournal.com]

You give new meaning to the term "bait and switch"!

[chensuu.livejournal.com]

You got me! I had to look. Still, very good! Poor, poor Shep!

[nebbyjen.livejournal.com]

You are a sad, sad woman. You do know that, right?

lol

[alyssa22.livejournal.com]

Hahahaha. Too funny.

[belisse.livejournal.com]

LOL

OMG that got me cracking up.

I can tell someone was bored.

[scifan1.livejournal.com]

LLOL!!!!!!!

You are a riot Prion. :D:D:D

[kriadydragon.livejournal.com]

Bwhahahahahahahaha! I kind of suspected something was up when I saw "parody" in the tags.

And it's true. When the show doesn't give you whump, it's time to make your own ;)

[leesa_perrie]

Snerk!! Poor Shep!!

Thanks for the 'spoilers'!!!! LOL!!!

[lysambre.livejournal.com]

AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, I'm so in love with your parodies !!! :D

And even without the CGI I would NEVER have guessed this wasn't the real thing if you hadn't said it ;)

So much whump in season 5 ! It's going to be great ! How come they meet alligators so often though ?

:p

[aelfgyfu_mead]

Looks painful!

[lorr54.livejournal.com]

I can't speak, laughing too much!

[abracah.livejournal.com]

*chokes on her diet coke* You are one sad and twisted woman and I love you for it.

[ga-unicorn.livejournal.com]

You mean those aren't real spoiler pics from an actual episode?! I was totally fooled. Honest!

Seriously... laughed my ass off. Thanks for the giggle.

[flingslass.livejournal.com]

And just think, there's no alcohol involved :D

[listy01.livejournal.com]

You are truly touched, that is fantastic :D :D :D

[teh-bug.livejournal.com]

Hahaha! Man v. Nature, who will win? Dun dun dun!

:)

[pisces227.livejournal.com]

FOCLMAO...All we need is some whump music and it's a wrap!

[squonk79.livejournal.com]

Bwahahahahaha!!!

You are nuts!