This is so wrong on many levels: Hot Dog... but on the flip side, Klepto Baboons :)

I was surfing the web at lunch (since I had to work, even though nobody was calling because the rest of the world took today off) looking up some stuff for fan fiction. This is how I get into trouble. I  veer off onto links that have nothing to do with the story research.

Tripped over this horrendous story of a guy who stuffed a chihuahua into a oven. 200 degrees for five minutes. YEOUCH! Fortunately the little guy survived but with burns on his paws. Poor woobie. And there was the 'leaf blower incident'. Shudder.

Burnt Chihuahua

However, the man is saying he's not fully responsible for his actions, as he has Attention Defecit Hyperactivity Disorder - check latest URL at 

Burnt Chihuahua 2 - don't blame me

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And on the flip side of the coin, baboons are stealing flags in merry Old England

http://www.ananova.com/

"Keepers at the park say the 120-strong troop of baboons have been known to help themselves to windscreen wipers but have now turned their attentions to the World Cup flags."

I'm hoping they graduate to stealing cellphones from drivers. I see far too many inattentive people yakking away on handheld cellphones every day in their car (and in this state, it's against the law, not that they seem to care).

And crud, now I forgot what I was researching for the fanfic...