The dog is cheating on the cat!

Yes, I come  home tonight, and in the headlights, see an animal skulking across the snow-covered yard. I'm like, is that a dog? No, way too small. Omygod, it's the fox, or maybe it's a tiny coyote. But it booked out of there. And then my headlights go further and there is the dog, sitting there on the patio, looking very happy. Thank god he's fixed! ;)

But, the dog is twice the size of the fox (pretty sure it was a fox as it's been in the yard several times) but will tell everybody to please not put the dog out and forget about the poor thing for hours in the freezing cold, even if he has more fur than a woolly mammoth and as much fat as a seal...