I'm so confuzled...

[wraithfodder]

Ohmygod, it's going to kill me, it's going to make me live longer, or rots my brain or save my brain.

The latest on coffee is that it helps prevent Alzheimers, but now, the BBC article says... People who drink too much coffee could start seeing ghosts or hearing strange voices, UK research has suggested. So folks who guzzle 7 cups of the brew every day are three times more likely to see Caspar or hear the dog talking to them? But, hey, that's okay cuz "They also stress that experiencing hallucinations is not a definite sign of mental illness and that about 3% of people regularly hear voices." I wonder if they mean the people with those Bluetooth things stuck in their ears 24/7 ;)

But, ohmygosh, When under stress, the body releases a hormone called cortisol which is produced in greater quantities after consuming caffeine, the article says, and all those tv ads says cortisol puts on belly fat, so, coffee kills you when it makes you put on belly fat which then gives you a heart attack!

I love this contradictory stuff.

Comments

[dovil.livejournal.com]

I give up, I'm just going to drink arsenic laden lard with a line mine in it and to hell with it all.

[wraithfodder.livejournal.com]

So I suppose it doesn't matter if I use those evil little palm-oil laden flavored creamers! bwahahah!

[parisindy.livejournal.com]

make me wonder how much coffee the ghost hunters drink in those late night hunts hehe

[gatedialer.livejournal.com]

Oh, I guess that explains the weirdos I keep seeing! Oh, well, no more of those three espressos a day! :(

[wraithfodder.livejournal.com]

Ooh, do three expressos equal seven coffees??

[gatedialer.livejournal.com]

espressos are strong, and even if it doesn't, i still drink 3-5 cups of coffee lol

there are so many studies about this and that being good, and someone else says its bad...I really do not care, I just drink water, beer, juice, vodka and coffee lol

[wraithfodder.livejournal.com]

You can do everything right and still get hit by a car, so, enjoy yourself. as to expressos, tried one, never again. left me wired!

[wraithfodder.livejournal.com]

Ha!

[wraithfodder.livejournal.com]

Wow, so that's why they see ghosts.... ;)

[jessica7070.livejournal.com]

:0 wait a minute.. coffee makes you fat?? everytime my aunt goes on a diet she drinks more of it.. says she got the tip from an article in a magazine. something about black coffee making you go to the bathroom more.. anyway just stay away from red m&m's and you'll be fine ;)

[wraithfodder.livejournal.com]

Now I read the green M&Ms were good for sex (yeah, sure) but what do the red ones do, besides poison you?

[monkey-junkey.livejournal.com]

I bet all these crazy side effects just keep each other in check, so you have nothing to worry about.

[wraithfodder.livejournal.com]

H;mm, wonder if regular or decaf makes you hear or see different things? ;)

[parisindy.livejournal.com]

hehehehe

[pavaneofstars.livejournal.com]

That's hysterical!! I think I shall stick to my one cup of coffee a day. Works for me. *g*

[media-junkie.livejournal.com]

Give me DeDe 3-in-1 instant thai coffee or give me death!

[wraithfodder.livejournal.com]

yes, coffee makes you fat! well, maybe, lord knows, they keep changing their mind! I don't think I can drink enough coffee to see ghosts!

[wraithfodder.livejournal.com]

I'm anywhere between 1-4, depending.

[wraithfodder.livejournal.com]

:)

[black-raven135.livejournal.com]

and caffeine also decreases breast size according to a
study......

[wraithfodder.livejournal.com]

Oh oh...