Screencaps from Joe Flanigan's "Ferocious Planet" (formerly The Other Side)

[wraithfodder]

Exclusive! Screencaps and actual real honest-to-gosh dialogue ripped from the script for Joe Flanigan's THE OTHER SIDE tv movie, said pages found hidden in issue of Entertainment Weekly *cough* ;) Yes, pictures with 'dialogue we're glad we won't see on the screen.' ;)


In typical scifi (or SyFy) fashion, our intrepid heroes are introduced. The good looking guy in the foreground will live through the show. The cute guy in the back? I smell "redshirt" ;)




Everybody mingles until the inevitable disaster that will occur in Act I.


And you'll find the Ark of the Covenant just over there. Oh wait, wrong movie.


Our heroes. Well, the one hero will survive and the two will no doubt die horribly. Oh come on, it's a SyFy movie, after all. Simple formula. Good looking hero guy with name first in credits survives, the rest, well....Sharktopus bait ...


Our hero and potential redshirt #2 watch as off-screen character does the one thing you know you should NEVER do in SyFy movies. No, not THAT. Get your mind out of the gutter ;)


After our intrepid survivors find themselves in a bad bad place, our hero goes off in search of food. How difficult can it be?


He continues to search. Blast, why don't 7-11's exist in alternate universes?


Wait, he hears noise. Food?


Roar! Meow! Pfft pfft! screams the hideous beast that attacks our hero.


Wait, wait, I'm not supposed to die hideously until page 22 of the script!


Okay, I got some food.


"Tastes like sushi," our hero says rather tentatively to his fellow survivors.


Some people are sooo picky. "Ugh!" "Gross." "I'd rather starve." "Should we barbecue it?" "Wait, wait, um, forgot my line."


Sheesh. Okay, our hero gets out the new-fangled alien microwave. Alas, there are no instructions. But wait, it's almost a butt shot of our hero. Not that I'm shallow or anything, noooooo.... 

 
So it's back to hunting. "Achoo!" sniffles Rodney, I mean, our heroine. No that's not John Sheppard, he's our hero, um, whose name I must go google.


Just a close-up, because they are so dramatic.

 
Now if they had cellphone reception, they could just call in for take-out, but in all SyFy films, cellphones never work. Our hero has spotted dinner.
Hero: "I"m sure it'll taste just like chicken."
Heroine: "But it's soooo cute.  You can't shoot it. It's soooooooooooooo cute."


And the evil alien creature goes "meooooow" as it begs for its life, and secretly plots to devours the humans. 


But now the poorly written plot is falling apart, so our hero makes some heroic poses.


But wait, could it be??


Why yes, it appears our hero has been 'whumped' (all Stargate Atlantis fans know what that is, and if you don't, oh, you poor thing). I mean, isn't that a red mark on his neck? While the whumper squee in delight, they forgot about the bad plot.


And will our heroes survive the film? Well, we know our wonderful hero in the middle will, and so will the lady at the right, but come on, a guy with a tie? An office worker in the woods. He is soooo toast.

And that's it! All images of course copyright RHI Entertainment.

Comments

[dunnia.livejournal.com]

ROFLMAO...that was absolutely hilerious...thanks for the amusement...and the caps, guh, very awesome...can't wait to see the whole movie, as the trailer's really fantastic..
And that's exactly how we like our Joe to see, right? He runs, shots, curses, falls, maybe get hurt a bit too, and saves all the others, or some at least (so sorry for the paper-pusher with the tie LOL), now that sounds like a great and entertaining Joe-Flanigan-art-work to me.
I definitely will watch the movie...
Oh, if you all want to see more caps of it, here you can find them, in our little forum.
http://www.jfjsthunksisters.org/the-other-side-t16.html
Take a peek if you like. :)

[frellmeedead.livejournal.com]

Love the caption! Who played the orange tabby? I can't seem to find any info on that fine meow on IMDb. ;)

[gyri.livejournal.com]

ROTFLMAO

This was hilarious and imaginative! Thanks I needed the laughs! I love the part about the whumpers squeeing in delight and forgetting about the bad plot. LOL!!!

Great caps, btw!!

[debris_k.livejournal.com]

LMAO That was brilliant, and I don't doubt a hundred times more imaginative than the actual SyFy flick. Kudos!

[dinabr.livejournal.com]

Thank you. Did you notice that on the seventh pic the bracelet is on the wrong wrist ? :)
Don't poke the alien ...

[mf_luder_xf]

Hahaha, great commentary! :D I can't wait for this exciting piece-of-crap-writing Syfy movie. The whole time I'll be imagining where McKay is. How can you not?

[leesa_perrie]

ROTFL!!!! Excellent commentary!!!

"Achoo!" sniffles Rodney, I mean, our heroine. No that's not John Sheppard, he's our hero, um, whose name I must go google. *snorts coke at screen - well, almost!*

Why yes, it appears our hero has been 'whumped' (all Stargate Atlantis fans know what that is, and if you don't, oh, you poor thing). Poor, poor thing indeed!!! LOL!

but come on, a guy with a tie? An office worker in the woods. He is soooo toast. Totally!!!!

I also love the cute evil alien cat you snuck in there! Or at least, I hope you snucked it in...!!

Thank you for brightening up the day!!!

Picspam of WIN

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[galadriel34.livejournal.com]

LOL :DD OMG! LOL:D incredible comment for the caps :DDD

[danceswithgary]

*giggles*

[mangosorbet007.livejournal.com]

CAT!!!!! :-)

[fu-dragon.livejournal.com]

Lol, that was so great! I'm still laughing. Love your imagination and creativity. :o)

[mific.livejournal.com]

Oh man, those were a hoot! Now I'm left thinking the movie's about (Joe Flan shooting) domestic pets turned into mutant monsters! Maybe it is! *off to look it up and anticipate the utter schlock in store*

[stella-pegasi.livejournal.com]

That was fantastic!! How clever and how true...bad plot, hot hero, 'red shirts die'.

Thanks...absolutely fabulous!!!!

[tashirasbubble.livejournal.com]

SUPERB!!!!!! ROTFLMAO! Wonderful!

[fawkesielady-ed.livejournal.com]

Love it!! My favorite part... the magical braided wrist thing that keeps bouncing from left to right :D

[adafrog.livejournal.com]

bwaaa hahahahaha Thanks!

Yes, I need an icon of Stargate Atlantis... ;__;

[medaviolet.livejournal.com]

The cat is cuteee!!! *////* Sheppard!! Err... The hero!! Don´t kill him! D:

ahahahahaha I loved the way you describe the movie, I hope you can find it with subtitles in Spanish lol because if you do not subtitles, I can not understand anything... :B

Greetings and kisses!!
:D

THE OTHER ISDE

[campylobacter.livejournal.com]

Yay! Now I don't need to watch the movie.

PS: Typo in the Subject line.

[blackchaps.livejournal.com]

lolz

[neeraffxi.livejournal.com]

LOL That's genius! Gotta go back and read it again :)

[pisces227.livejournal.com]

LOL!! Whumpage squeeeeeeeeee.

[black-raven135.livejournal.com]

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm looks like my reply was somehow eliminated.

I posted my comment earlier to let you know how (((((((terrific))))))) this spoof is..........
The lines are so in keeping with the caps.
You not only brought a LOL to a day full of pitfalls
Thank you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[kriadydragon.livejournal.com]

*Laughs hysterically until passes out. Then wakes up and laughs some more.*

I think it's fifty/fifty whether Joe's character lives. Male characters, even the heroes, are usually at the top of the red shirt hit list if SyFy feels their movie needs a higher body count :P But tie-dude is definitely a goner.