Brand new Stargate Atlantis Sheppard pictures. Whump galore!

[wraithfodder]

Yes, yes, YES! Finally, some Sheppard whump images have appeared from the upcoming new season of Stargate Atlantis. Granted, these are 'raw' images - lacking in some post-production and CGI to make 'em look really spiffy, but hey, beggars can't be choosers. Take a look at your own risk *cough* (yes, big *cough*, and hopefully that's a BIG hint *cough*

See, without the post production, well, heck, poor Sheppard looks a bit plastic, but once the SPX experts polish it up, you'll banish those awful thoughts of "Geez, this looks like an action figure stuck in a plastic bowl with water being attacked by a plastic alligator!"



And the whump just escalates! 



Alas, the true tale of this photo, according to the Wraith Tattler, is that the Sheppard action figure started demanding that someone sort the red M&Ms from the green ones in his trailer, so TPTB decided to teach im a lesson. Aw, poor Shep....

And that's it for the incredibly lifelike whump promo shots. Alas, since TPTB/MGM aren't providing any, it's time to drag the little alligators from the Miami Vice days (his name is "Elvis," by the way) and put him to good use with the Sheppard action figures.

:)

Comments

[wraithfodder.livejournal.com]

Now if we could just get some real photos of Shep being whumped...

[leesa_perrie]

Don't tempt me!! LOL!!

[wraithfodder.livejournal.com]

Heh, go for it!

[lysambre.livejournal.com]

AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, I'm so in love with your parodies !!! :D

And even without the CGI I would NEVER have guessed this wasn't the real thing if you hadn't said it ;)

So much whump in season 5 ! It's going to be great ! How come they meet alligators so often though ?

:p

[wraithfodder.livejournal.com]

" How come they meet alligators so often though ?"


Probably cuz I have a few in a box in the attic? Oooh, Godzilla.... maybe that's the next beast to attack the city!

[aelfgyfu_mead]

Looks painful!

[wraithfodder.livejournal.com]

Ah, the best kind of whump ;)

[lorr54.livejournal.com]

I can't speak, laughing too much!

[abracah.livejournal.com]

*chokes on her diet coke* You are one sad and twisted woman and I love you for it.

[nebbyjen.livejournal.com]

Have to admit, after looking your pics, the sudden urge to go hit up the toy store came on pretty strong. If only it weren't a bazillion degrees out and I have the energy of a slug. So... I'll wait to see what's in store for your little guys tomorrow instead. It better be good!!!! ;D

[wraithfodder.livejournal.com]

Heh, the weather is horrific here too (3 Hs - hot, humid, hazy!) so I stayed indoors and played with my action figures ;)

Heh, I'm working on tomorrow's stuff already *evil cackle*

[wraithfodder.livejournal.com]

I think I'll put that on a t-shirt ;)

[wraithfodder.livejournal.com]

Heh, thanks :)

[ga-unicorn.livejournal.com]

You mean those aren't real spoiler pics from an actual episode?! I was totally fooled. Honest!

Seriously... laughed my ass off. Thanks for the giggle.

[flingslass.livejournal.com]

And just think, there's no alcohol involved :D

[listy01.livejournal.com]

You are truly touched, that is fantastic :D :D :D

[wraithfodder.livejournal.com]

Glad you enjoyed the insanity :)

[wraithfodder.livejournal.com]

See what you can do with a clear mind? ;)

[wraithfodder.livejournal.com]

Heh.

[teh-bug.livejournal.com]

Hahaha! Man v. Nature, who will win? Dun dun dun!

:)

[wraithfodder.livejournal.com]

Well, Shep survived long enough till the next LJ entry ;)

[flingslass.livejournal.com]

Yes but what would happen to poor old Shep action figure if there'd been alcohol involved? We've tried to come up with racing names for the horses whilst having a tipple. Starts good, ends bad!

[pisces227.livejournal.com]

FOCLMAO...All we need is some whump music and it's a wrap!

[squonk79.livejournal.com]

Bwahahahahaha!!!

You are nuts!

[wraithfodder.livejournal.com]

Now if I was making my own videos... fortunately don't have the time or capability for that. THere's be action shots of the action figures being tormented by the cat..