New SciFi Promo Ads for Stargate Atlantis

[wraithfodder]

Yup, Skiffy has done up some incredibly, er, uh, interesting ads that will rotate for the next season on their website at www.scifi.com/atlantis.

Now, to vivissect their photoshopping ;)


So, what's up with Sheppard's team? He seems awful pissed off, but not as angry-looking as Rodney, who might be ticked off because Woolsey's invading his personal space, and just er, what part of Ronon is Keller reaching for? Hmm....
 

No more caffeinated coffee on Atlantis makes Rodney a sourpuss. Or, he is trying for a rock band look?  He's the lead (ala Phil Collins) while the ladies and guys in black leather are the backup singers?


Yeah, definite pattern here. Keller just can't keep her paws off Ronon. Rodney, sorry, you don't stand a chance...


This could be the cover of one of those bodice-ripper romance novels...


I swear, Keller looks tired beyond belief, recovering from flu, or stoned.


Aw........... isn't that cute? Sheppard and Ronon are a couple! Look at their hands? Did the photoshoppping people pay attention or figure, eh, no one will notice, or, let's stir the pot! Yeah, I mean, I know there's some he-man Ronon-Sheppard bonding in "Search and Rescue," but um, not THAT much! ;)

Comments

[ga-unicorn.livejournal.com]

Keller? All I can say is: At least she's not whining (I hope the writers do a better job for her this season). And everybody - despite the cranky expressions - seem to be playing handsies (Rodney's hand in pic #1 - yikes!). My anti-shipper soul is distressed. ;-)

[wraithfodder.livejournal.com]

WEll, we'll have to see how Keller pans out in season 5...

[reiko-afterglow.livejournal.com]

Oh dear. xD You give me the sh*ts and giggles with this!

[wraithfodder.livejournal.com]

Heh, if nothing else, Skiffy's photshopping abilities will give us hours of merth and merriment ;)

[kristen999.livejournal.com]

I've laughed so hard my tummy hurts!

[rasmizar.livejournal.com]

interesting, indeed *lol*

what part of Ronon is Keller reaching for?
obviously she's reaching for his errm, sword. ;-)
Did Keller have a growth spurt, or did Ronon shrink? (all that water...)

Looking at Rodney gives me the creeps. Whatever they did to make him look like that - it's just wrong.

Is it just me, or is Wolsey / R. Picardo the only one who looks more or less like himself?!

(oh, and Hi! I've been drawn here by your SGA posts and friended you a while back, but have been mostly lurking so far)

[wraithfodder.livejournal.com]

Yeah, doesn't 'shrinkage' occur in cold water? Maybe explains Ronon's size ;) Yeah, poor Rodney always gets the bad end of photoshopping :(

[flingslass.livejournal.com]

And Keller and Teyla are playing handsies in Rodney's pic. And just what is Rodney's problem. Grumpy bum or what?

[wraithfodder.livejournal.com]

Rodney? Hmm, bad burriotto? The possibilities are endless! ;)

[the-other-sandy.livejournal.com]

and just er, what part of Ronon is Keller reaching for?

Why, his sword, of course. (No double entendres here. Please move along.)

He's the lead (ala Phil Collins) while the ladies and guys in black leather are the backup singers?

That explains the giant keyboard right in front of them.

I swear, Keller looks tired beyond belief, recovering from flu, or stoned.

Nope, she's America's next top model. ;-)

I'm fascinated by the wind effects in these photos. The wind is hitting Keller from the right, Teyla from the front, and Ronon from behind and to the left. Bwuh?

[wraithfodder.livejournal.com]

Whoa, yeah, you're right about the wind. Ah, sigh, another ding to add to the photoshopping effort! ;)

[psycho-warbaby.livejournal.com]

Oh dear!!! At least the laughter did me good! I can't beleive how much the Ronon-sheppard photo really look like they're "together"

And Woolsey really really looks out of place with his non-black civilian clothing!!! seriously... Do they not want to promote SGA as a high-tech cutting edge show? After all, with photos like this how can anyone expect good visual effects!

[stereo-m.livejournal.com]

You crack me up with these posts. But at least they have the right gate.

[mercury973.livejournal.com]

Oh god! that dred-wig looks terrible!

[aelfgyfu_mead]

That last one is hysterical! The hands!

Someone needs to take away these people's Photoshop.

[skipgunner.livejournal.com]

ROFL!!!

Oh, it's sweet. Look at the love. Is there an episode where the team all goes skipping through a field singing "Shining Happy People Holding Hands"?

hahahaha :D

[wraithfodder.livejournal.com]

They sorta did that with the Eureka folk. Seriously I saw a commercial for EUREKA And it was done as a musical!!

[skipgunner.livejournal.com]

LOL!!! Shut Up!!! That's AWE-Some!!!

You wouldn't happen to know where I could find that, would you? Cuz that would be freaking sweet.

[wraithfodder.livejournal.com]

If I still have it, maybe I can videotape and upload.

[mackenziesmomma.livejournal.com]

Oye vey! I hadn't seen these yet *shakes head* I could do a better job and I'm just a photoshop newbie! *rolls eyes* is there a 12 step program maybe we could put them on or a Bad Photoshoppers anonymous?

[wraithfodder.livejournal.com]

Problem is not just photoshopping but the actual photos themselves. I mean, why do they have the actors scowl, or look bored?

[pisces227.livejournal.com]

*shakes head* There should be a law against bad photoshopping.

We have severely pissed off looking people, various hand holding and fondling going on here. What's next? LOL!

[wraithfodder.livejournal.com]

A reality show? ;)

[pisces227.livejournal.com]

LOL! It's bound to happen sooner or later.

[wraithfodder.livejournal.com]

MIght be perversely amusing ;)