Screencaps from Joe Flanigan's "Ferocious Planet" (formerly The Other Side)

[wraithfodder]

Exclusive! Screencaps and actual real honest-to-gosh dialogue ripped from the script for Joe Flanigan's THE OTHER SIDE tv movie, said pages found hidden in issue of Entertainment Weekly *cough* ;) Yes, pictures with 'dialogue we're glad we won't see on the screen.' ;)


In typical scifi (or SyFy) fashion, our intrepid heroes are introduced. The good looking guy in the foreground will live through the show. The cute guy in the back? I smell "redshirt" ;)




Everybody mingles until the inevitable disaster that will occur in Act I.


And you'll find the Ark of the Covenant just over there. Oh wait, wrong movie.


Our heroes. Well, the one hero will survive and the two will no doubt die horribly. Oh come on, it's a SyFy movie, after all. Simple formula. Good looking hero guy with name first in credits survives, the rest, well....Sharktopus bait ...


Our hero and potential redshirt #2 watch as off-screen character does the one thing you know you should NEVER do in SyFy movies. No, not THAT. Get your mind out of the gutter ;)


After our intrepid survivors find themselves in a bad bad place, our hero goes off in search of food. How difficult can it be?


He continues to search. Blast, why don't 7-11's exist in alternate universes?


Wait, he hears noise. Food?


Roar! Meow! Pfft pfft! screams the hideous beast that attacks our hero.


Wait, wait, I'm not supposed to die hideously until page 22 of the script!


Okay, I got some food.


"Tastes like sushi," our hero says rather tentatively to his fellow survivors.


Some people are sooo picky. "Ugh!" "Gross." "I'd rather starve." "Should we barbecue it?" "Wait, wait, um, forgot my line."


Sheesh. Okay, our hero gets out the new-fangled alien microwave. Alas, there are no instructions. But wait, it's almost a butt shot of our hero. Not that I'm shallow or anything, noooooo.... 

 
So it's back to hunting. "Achoo!" sniffles Rodney, I mean, our heroine. No that's not John Sheppard, he's our hero, um, whose name I must go google.


Just a close-up, because they are so dramatic.

 
Now if they had cellphone reception, they could just call in for take-out, but in all SyFy films, cellphones never work. Our hero has spotted dinner.
Hero: "I"m sure it'll taste just like chicken."
Heroine: "But it's soooo cute.  You can't shoot it. It's soooooooooooooo cute."


And the evil alien creature goes "meooooow" as it begs for its life, and secretly plots to devours the humans. 


But now the poorly written plot is falling apart, so our hero makes some heroic poses.


But wait, could it be??


Why yes, it appears our hero has been 'whumped' (all Stargate Atlantis fans know what that is, and if you don't, oh, you poor thing). I mean, isn't that a red mark on his neck? While the whumper squee in delight, they forgot about the bad plot.


And will our heroes survive the film? Well, we know our wonderful hero in the middle will, and so will the lady at the right, but come on, a guy with a tie? An office worker in the woods. He is soooo toast.

And that's it! All images of course copyright RHI Entertainment.

Comments

[immertreu.livejournal.com]

OMG *falls over laughing*

Thanks for the great caps!

Brillaint!

[joaniexjony.livejournal.com]

Loved the pic's and your dialogue was hillarious!

[dunnia.livejournal.com]

Oh, so Prion that's you, very welcome in our cozy round. Have fun there. :-)
And LOL, yes, it won't be the best movie, but I'll enjoy myself watching it, that I know for sure. With Joe in it, I'm pretty passible, and aside from that I've a weakness for that kind of movie. So, I'm really looking forward to it.

[ccmom.livejournal.com]

This was great! Thank you for totally making me smile!

[gyri.livejournal.com]

Saw those caps of fu-dragon's--she's on my flist. I actually made a post that listed caps from a few people, as well as your winning picspam, here. :-)

[xxsafixx.livejournal.com]

excellent!
I love you so much,right now:D

Re: The Other Side Caps and 'Script'

[cathliu.livejournal.com]

Hee... so is the gun - sometimes clutched in the right hand, and sometimes in the left (unless they're claiming that he's ambidextrous). They probably could have gotten away with flipping the scenes if it wasn't for the very eye-catching white bracket.

[dinabr.livejournal.com]

@TKL7 asked me to tell everyone that Joe definitely never swapped his watch and band around. @TKL7 was on set all the time.(He is the costume supervisor)

[ungratefulwench.livejournal.com]

NOM NOM NOM, JOE FLANIGAN!

Thanks for this :D

Re: The Other Side Caps and 'Script'

[wraithfodder.livejournal.com]

Not to mention, our leading lady's hair part seems to change sides on her head as well. ;)

[wraithfodder.livejournal.com]

They're reversing the film, because the heroine's hair part is shifting sides as well. THis will be amusing when we watch the film ;)

[wraithfodder.livejournal.com]

Hope to be able to keep it up :)

[wraithfodder.livejournal.com]

Thanks :)

[wraithfodder.livejournal.com]

Thanks ! :)

[wraithfodder.livejournal.com]

Could not resist adding in a cute critter.

Re: Brillaint!

[wraithfodder.livejournal.com]

Thanks!

[wraithfodder.livejournal.com]

You're welcome :)

[wraithfodder.livejournal.com]

glad you enjoyed it :)

[wraithfodder.livejournal.com]

Heee :)

[shayasar.livejournal.com]

*sporfle* That was hilarious!! *lol*

If the real plots sucks (which it probably will) I'll take your version as "canon" :)

[archersangel.livejournal.com]

that was great!

[wraithfodder.livejournal.com]

Thanks :)

[wraithfodder.livejournal.com]

Maybe I should write SyFy films ;)

[naniwahine.livejournal.com]

Ok, between the uniform, the gun-holding stance, the forest and the general doom and gloom of the trailer, I can't shake the feeling of watching Sheppard in AU! lol! Lovely to see JoeF in action again! Thanks for sharing <3

Re: The Other Side Caps and 'Script'

[naniwahine.livejournal.com]

This sounds like a pretty good explanation.